Contents: Are You Ready for Some Fuckball? • Jim Instructs JB to Never Use the Word “Yeppers” Again • Kobe, We Hardly Knew Ye • Scuffed Book Sale • Hillbilly Movie • Dog Dilemma • BoomerChatz • The Week That Perished • How Many White Quarterbacks We Got In This Super Bowl? • Why the 49ers Are More Racist Than the Chiefs