Contents: Scratchmaster Jeeb’s Kung Flu Mix • Is JB the real anti-Semite? • Unsolicited Advice From Failures • EMJ v. JT debate—logos falls forever • Hillbilly Movie, cont. • BoomerChatz • The Descending Colon • The Week That Perished • Let Chinese People Sneeze On You • Karaoke Cavalcade: “I’ve Taken All I’m Gonna Take From You” by Spade Cooley