Wherein we serve another round of tales made fresh for you. And this time, love is in the air! Hear about the one-eyed personal trainer rescuing his vaulted girlfriend, two rivals-turned-lovers getting busy on a sled, the terribly depressing romance of Calvin and Britney, and how Mr. Bear Bottom is given back his humanity. Elsewhere, Optimus Prime finds Rule 34 on the dark side of the moon.

Theme music by Latché Swing.