The gang is all here to review the match that was Portland, look ahead to the home opener against FC Dallas and the new “amenities” that is a roof, and the usual madness. In this week’s episode Kristin makes a huge stretch for roof metaphors, Tony confuses his positions, Duncan is totally psychic, and Mark channels what footballing life would be like in a galaxy far, far away.

This week’s #bitchyBlanks question is : BMO Field unexpected new features will be ________________.

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