How exactly does one make a wreath out of cactus? Asking on behalf of an ethically troubled ride sharing company. This week: Bublé, flip flops, revenue matching, and iPads — again. 🎁 .

Links:

• Google finally fixes the burger emoji
• Uber Paid Hackers to Delete Stolen Data on 57 Million People - Bloomberg
• ಠ_ಠ on Twitter: "hello from 30,000 feet! here's a sentence from a judge you never want to hear in court: “I can no longer trust the words of the lawyers for… https://t.co/RegEjFdsIm"
• A Guide to the Endless, Confusing Star Wars Battlefront II Controversey - Kotaku
• Should Disney And LucasFilm Be Worried About 'Star Wars: Battlefront II'?
• macOS bug lets you log in as admin with no password required | Ars Technica
• A bit more about Apple's automatic security updates - Six Colors
• Lemi Orhan Ergin on Twitter: "Dear @AppleSupport, we noticed a *HUGE* security issue at MacOS High Sierra. Anyone can login as "root" with empty password after clicking o… https://t.co/2il11lEgj9"
• Why Apple’s HomePod Is Three Years Behind Amazon’s Echo - Bloomberg
• Google Finance gets redesigned, finally dumps Adobe Flash | Ars Technica
• Nikon shuts down camera factory in China, blames 'the rise of smartphones': Digital Photography Review
• What's a real computer? - Six Colors
• iPad Pro — What’s a computer — Apple - YouTube
• Authy – Two-Factor Authentication App
• Universal Paperclips