"You need to seek counseling, and get some good advice...  Any bitch will tell you, a big dick sure feel nice!"  H.W.A sure wasn't holding back with those "Little Dick" lyrics.  And honestly, I don't believe most women do anymore.  This topic is sure to make some of our men listeners a wee-bit uncomfortable, pun intended.  However, it should also make some of our women listeners a little self-conscious.  Sometimes, it ain't the dick that's the problem.  It's your loosey goosey vagina ladies.  Bust out those kegels on the daily girls.  My gyno once told me a good place to do them is at a stop light.  Squeeze and hold for 10 seconds repeating it several times before the light turns green.  You're welcome for the free advice!  And men, if you're dealing with a case of "Napoleon Syndrome" in your britches, they have pumps and penis extenders at adult stores all across the country.  Don't be ashamed, just come to the table prepared if you know you're less endowed.  Also remember that just because Slutty Sally thinks your weenie is more itsy bitsy then her polka dot bikini, doesn't mean Willing Wilma will concur.  Different strokes for different folks.  We want to give some quick shout-outs to a couple of our peer podcasters.  They have been very welcoming of us and even made us giggle a time or two with their creativeness.  You can find them on Instagram by searching @idontknowpodcast and @partynakedpodcast .  Shit Happens When You Party Naked can also be found on Twitter @SHWYPN .  Now let's see who can do the best helicopter dick!