Better never than late, right? Yeah, we know that's the same joke we used for this episode on Twitter, but it's not like anyone reads these descriptions anyway. Which means this is a safe space to admit that I killed Christina Aguilera. So, um, that's it I guess.

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Rant Topics:

- Passing People in the Hallway

- Websites Shifting as You Click

- Sexy Calendars

- Museums

- Theater