Keith and Damon are very excited to welcome their first ever CELEBRITY GUEST, Mrs. Claus (Dani Van Morter)! She wants to treat her very stressed out husband to a nice, relaxing couple's retreat. They've been working to spread Christmas cheer for centuries without so much as a vacation! Can Berd Product Travel Agency set them up with a trip that has the perfect combo of wine, alone time, and depraved group sex? Christmas itself may depend on the answer being "yes!!!!"