We have to warn you, this podcast seems to be going downhill with the third successive week where "Far East News" has been replaced with "Bumhole News".

Hear about Todd's anal procedure on his wammals as well as his new slightly unusual pet.

Alex does a bit of singing so you might want to fast forward through that bit.

There's also the usual rubbish chat about made-up toss like the Easter Bunny and Jack Frost.

To be honest it does sound rather crap doesn't it?

Maybe just read a book instead.