In this episode, Sean Carter introduces the nominees in four different categories, including his personal favorite category -- Worst Love Scene.

(1)  KNIFE+HEART (Archie Bunker Award)

A Colorado judge was forced to step down from the bench and received a censure for racial and gender-related slurs uttered in the presence of court staff/

(2)  DAZED AND CONFUSED (Least Competent in a Legal Setting)

An Ohio lawyer received a stayed six-month suspension for her poor performance in a criminal appeal, including an appeals brief that was described as "52 page of the most difficult reading I've ever probably done in 12 years."

(3)  SHOOT 'EM UP (Ms/Mr Uncongeniality Award)

An Oregon lawyer was suspended for five years after shooting up the law office of a lawyer with whom he had previously served as co-counsel.

(4)  UNFAITHFULLY YOURS (Worst Love Scene)

A Wisconsin lawyer was suspended for two years after pleading guilty to attempted adultery.