In which we are a threesome. Join our host Phil and our friends Aaron and Elissa Holmes for an hour of caressing voices, languid looks, and womb metaphors. Avid listeners may recognize the soft-spoken British-Russian accents of Aaron, who guested on Episodes 0 and 1, and everyone is sure to be at least moderately entertained by the anecdotes brought to us by Elissa, who relates a woeful tale of a professor who mocks his students' stupidity. Their playful banter, however, is interrupted for one frightful minute when their power goes out and they are (probably) abducted by aliens. Fortunately, the extraterrestrials must be fans of very long Russian books, because they return our guests in time for them to roll their r's deeper into impending patricide, lovely guitar interludes, and dark blue velvet jackets. It's The Brothers Karamazov and Friends, where we never mock anyone for being stupid.