Boris Khaykin (Improv vs. Standup, North Coast) is preparing to exchange living with a roommate for living with his girlfriend as we start this episode.  He schools Sharon in the details of proper beard maintenance before the two imagine a Lasik intern getting paid in drink tickets.  Comparing app dating to a video game follows (including the perils of bringing weirdos to work), and Boris wraps things up by telling of that time he livestreamed a show from a car.