"Beholder?" Don't even know what one of those is, mate. "Eye stalks," you say? Sounds crazy. Wouldn't want to see one of those. Now, excuse me while I pop off to eat cooked food and then defecate in a hole, as us humans are so wont to do.

Also in this week's episode:

- Valentine's Day themed games

- Grant's very real experience with a very fake tuxedo

- Pogs, how to win at them, and our eventual Monte Cook-beating masterpiece

- WikiHow Art: The RPG

- Haunted Amusement Park Simulator

- Def Jam Slam Poetry Wrestling

Much love,

- Grant + Chris