If you can’t find homemade fish cum, store bought is fine. This week we found out that there’s a ketchup shortage! Scientists discover that processed food may make you vulnerable to Covid. A home inspector decided to tickle Elmo in a way that resulted in him no longer being allowed to be alone in other people’s houses. Amazon drivers have to pee in a bottle, but I’m sure that there’s probably something on Amazon you could order to solve that. Finally, police were called to pick up a body that turned out to be a sex doll. We also welcomed a new guest! It’s a long one, so strap in and welcome back to The Hour.