Contents: DJ Jeebola’s Rapefinger Mix • NKOTB • Virus Layoffs • Are We Finally Going Video? • We Are All Holocaust Survivors Now • Can you tell a woman has a smelly one just by looking at her? • Akon story • Boomerchatz • The Descending Colon • The Rebranding of Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr. • Karaoke Cavalcade: “Roll the Woodpile”