Episode 143 of That Was Disappointing is Live.

We can’t make everyone happy. We’re not pizza…

Today’s Topic: Regional Cuisine.

Join Art, his almost-perfect-wife Ashley, Kelly, and Al as they chew the proverbial fat about food both local and exotic. But… wait, no Lex? Nope! He really got into the boiling pot this time and is back in the slammer. Not sure when he’ll be paroled, but we will regret his return when it comes.

So put on your lobster bib, loosen your unfashionable pants, and get ready to leave the table unsatisfied because that’s what we’re servin’! BOOM, roasted! Like delicious broccoli!

TWD Tip of the Week: Nothing brings people together like food. Especially free food. And orgies. Those work too. So have a catered orgy and you’ll be über popular! #sociallifehack