Happy Earth Day! Did you ever learn the recycle rap? Well, we aren’t recycling any stories this week, they’re all brand-spanking-new! A gun fight breaks out at a kid’s birthday party, but none of them a snitches, so no one knows exactly what happened. Michigan unemployment is asking for it’s money back, and if you don’t pay up, they’ll ask to see your manager. STDs are on the rise, I guess the statistical graph is popping a tent. A man gets pissed when his none pizza with left beef isn’t how he wanted it so he waves around a gun and throws slices at Domino's employees. Finally, people in Poland fear a wild animal in a tree that turns out to be a croissant. If we keep up these long shows we’ll have to change our name, but until that happens, welcome back to The Hour.