Charlie has severe ADHD and accidentally ended up COMPLETELY RE-EDITING an already released Patreon episode! And from her pain comes your pleasure, dear listener, because it means that not only is this now an UNLOCKED Patreon episode, but it's been completely remastered with noise gates, theme songs, and that quality podcast LOUDENING y'all so desperately crave.

So please enjoy! Denis gives a butt-adjacent Grindr Update. Plus, we rip on the old Hanky Code and invent a new one for this, our delicious new millennium!