Today's episode of Being Jim Davis is a record-breaking, genre-smashing, eardrum-bursting, mind-blowing, norm-defying, thing-doing audio thing that you can listen to or whatever. I don't know, download it, I guess? Or just stream? I don't care.

Your hosts for today's episode: Christopher Winter, Jon Gibson, Jake Willis, Riley Miller, Christine Boutros

Today's closing theme music is "Jim Davis Being Jim" by Adam Catscratch. Like it? Why not check out his band?l Or you can submit your own Being Jim Davis theme music here.

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