Sex, Money, and Zombies, as told by Joseph Smith's Twitter Feed

"Totes found #Zion! Come 2 Missouri ASAP. #KirtlandRevelation" "Everyone 2 #Zion! (not whoremongers, scorcerers, adulterers) #PromisedLand  monogamy4life " "Buy ur land in #Zion 2 b #blessed." "If ur wicked God will use unquenchable fire. SAD. #destroyed #smite" "Send ur money to #Zion if u want eternal salvation. #reward #afterlife" "1st Res. be a twinkle of an eye, live in ur prime! #notzombies" "#foolishvirgins JUST SAY NO" "S. Rigdon bad at plat of Zion, god wants do-over." "CONDEMN CONDEMN CONDEMN #apostate"

Drink count - 22, or about 3 beers

99% Invisible is an amazing podcast that did an episode on why Salt Lake City's street grid is so delightfully unique. Give it a listen at http://99percentinvisible.org/episode/plat-of-zion/

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