Bill poops at parks? Bill cuts out again. Bill watched some good Studio Ghibli movies for Felix’s birthday. Some food updates and Kelley’s Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Pumpkin Oatmeal. Mary is drinking golden crisp carbs. More movie recaps. Bill watched Taxi and we agree we love Tony Danza. Mary has a new list of things she doesn’t want to hear us say anymore. Mary gets dangerously close to talking shit about Oprah. Shout-out to everyone protesting the last two weeks! (Break song inspired by protesters chanting it this week.) Kelley’s smoke detector debacle. Mary’s waving pals are moving. Kelley’s shopping trip and run in with a conspiracy guy. We finish up our Top Ten TV Themes lists from last week. Kelley’s Hint List! How to care for your hose. Umpire Pants Out!