Kelley’s cupcake debacle starts the show late and throws off Bill’s intro. Follow-up file: The fire alarm last week was beeping every 30 seconds, for the record. Songs featuring our names (Bill wins this round). Mary watches Mad Dogs now and recommends Trumbo. Bill recommends Top of the Lake and teases Starship Troopers. Describing directions in a confusing way. Are your sheets in style? Ice Cream Truck of the Week: English Muffins. Pizza talk. Minor technical difficulties. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Pioneer Square’s Hanging Flower Baskets. Kelley’s Hint List! Keep your slide fasteners in good shape. Make a shopping list before calling in your order. Cleaning enameled wood. Don’t deform your pots with quick temp changes. Ammonia and fabric. Umpire Pants Out!