This week: Edward and Wes sprint through the four Premiere League matches, dabble in the FA Cup, and marvel at another crazy week in the Champions League. News and Notes sets off Everton's Lukaku, throws shade at Brazil, and wonders if anyone will ever not create a petition for anything. W4tch can't stop looking at Breath of the Wild, and So Raw just doesn't even try to care about Raw when Smackdown is so good.