Behold ye most faire unicorn lovers, our hero, Snuggly Dave, readies his longsword and bravely enters the TEMPLE OF THE ANUS. Who knows what mysteries lurk beyond the dark gates of the sphincter! Shall a ravenous dragon swoop down and swallow our courageous adventurer or will Snuggly Dave rise to the occasion and pull his sword from the stone? Listen and the truth shall be told. Godspeed to the ANUS!!! Catch us on Twitter @unicornreport @tastymuffinlvr @dragontatsn2son