This week on Why Won't You Watch: Corrie, there's huge news for the Corrie Conversion Scale as Emily's mission to turn Vic into a Coronation Street viewer continues to gather momentum.

Our newest segment, Behind the Cobbles returns with more Corrie trivia, while the Stats Report reaches truly mammoth levels this week.

Plus, Legacy Lauren is back on duty as our roving Cobbles Corrie-spondent, alongside all the usual chaos, opinions and completely unqualified analysis