Adonis dubs 8FS “the most creatine-infused podcast in the world” and we cover another slew of riveting topics: happy hours being included in a workplace’s benefits package, drinking adjusted for inflation, Jeremy’s nebulous job hunt, spending the nation’s birthday apart from our beloved roommates, the dignity to be lost in post-breakup Hail Mary text messages, the evolution of modern text communications, and the crucial insight a big sis possesses. We take a quick taco break before returning to pontificate on eating as a communal bonding experience, sharing the proverbial meal ticket with interns, using a baguette to symbolically squash beef, Zyzz the prophet of the aesthetic body type, our recent unearthing of our own pod metrics on AnchorFM (thanks, Loyal Listeners, we appreciate you), audio files capturing the nuances of our discourses, ephemeral beings defined by what we leave behind, travel planning strategies, bribing uber drivers to return lost cell phones, artsy photoshoots with four lokos, and partying with celebrities before they’re famous.