Luke and Sharlene agree to come to this episode having learned a few magic tricks.

Luke kicks things off by tearing up an ace of clubs and then, miraculously unfolding his hand to reveal it perfectly restored. 

Sharlene follows by performing a terrifying feat of necromancy. Raising an undead army of moaning zombies, which tear through the recording studio floor to meet their new master.

Luke makes a penny disappear. 

They agree to be more explicit about episode topics going forward.