For season 2 of Blossom, focus groups worked tirelessly through the night to figure out what the missing ingredient to the show was. What extra character could help fill in the missing pieces of this coming-of-age sitcom about the struggles of female adolescence? Someone who could add color to the confusing mental and physical changes that teenagers face, as they leave the warmth of childhood and become adults. The answer? A 71 year old, pathological lying, male jazz musician who (somehow) still scores nightly with the ladies and brags about his sexual conquests. Plus: We discuss the Woodstock 99 documentary, why Adam Duritz is the real-life Buzz Richman, and get confused about what Tony! Toni! Toné!'s hit song was.