The Kickers get back to playing football, but their first game is against a very dirty Raiders "cough" I mean Wreckers team. Will Jack use his totally not cheating powers for good? Or stoop to their level? In Merc, Mark Hazzard is in jail. feeling like he has some tough choices to make. As his kid says though, whenever you have a problem you just shoot somebody!

We also take a moment to compare Jack Magniconte, Captain America and Golden Age Superman.