Ho ho ho! Happy holidays! May this winter solstace find you merry and bright. Today's episode of the show brings together the best Motern Media Christmas music (sans the fecal novelty songs). I have a tracklist down below, but I need to drop a couple of links here first... So consider this your spoiler alert!

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Tracklist

• Xmas Lights (They Didn't Have To Do That) - What We Wanna Remember -- Matt Motern Manly Man
• X-Mas Evil - (Sh)Oc(K)Tober -- Moes Haven
• Merry Xmas (The Cold War Is Over) - Songs From Deep in the Vault Vol. 2 -- Moes Haven
• X-Mas in Hungary, 1412 - Down With Memories -- Moes Haven
• Phreddie, The Buck-Toothed Christmas Tree - Dislocated Songs -- Moes Haven
• Xmas In A Sweater - Under the Covers -- The Area 51 Singers
• Mom's Hot Chocolate - Delicious Songs About Yummy Food -- The Hungry Food Band
• Wish You A Merry Christmas (Cinnamon Rolls Version) - We Wish You A Merry Christmas (Updated For Modern Food) -- The Motern Media Holiday Singers
• Christmas Apple Pie - The Motern Media Christmas Special -- The Spoiled Chefs
• Christmas Lights (Xmas Lights!) - Household Products and Household Items -- The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man
• Official Christmas Holiday Joyous Ode - These Are Good! Holiday Songs! -- The Motern Media Holiday Singers
• Christmas Just Ain't Christmas (Without You Baby) - New Christmas Classics -- Tod Got Overexcited!
• Auld Lang Syne - Good Old Folk Songs -- The Very Nice Interesting Singer Man
• Nice Dress - Motern Media Cover Song Challenge 2025 -- Dahnji
• Smooth Boom - Sirens -- The Big Heist
• Xmas Lights (Solo Piano Version) - So As Not To Anger The Muse -- The Barricades