SPIT COIN!

Hi. I'm talking to you from the future, specifically the year 4079. Here we have solved the problem of money in your society by liquidating all of it. We converted everything to SPIT-COIN.

SPIT COIN can be broken up into two main currencies: SPIT, which is simply a watery liquid made by most mammals, and POINTS, which is a valueless numeric quantity or amount.

Let's discuss POINTS first and then jump into Saliva....