How would you assess your own level of football preparedness, and what beer best represents your favorite NFL team?  Bobby hates the outdoors, even when rock n' roll is involved.  The Colonel attends a regional beer festival and won't shut up about it.  Snacks Anderson crop dusts a busload of European tourists at a winery.  The guys sample half a dozen pumpkin beers because it's almost fall.  A whoopee cushion fills in for the Fartman 9000 and tries to derail the show.  Mrs. Hazzard stops by to keep an eye on things.

Oh, and there are also records to discuss!  New 45s by Games, Missing Monuments, and a dollar bin diamond by The Beach-Nuts.  New albums from Paul Collins, The Yolks, and an 80s cowpunk gem by The Joneses.  (So filthy!)