Governor Christine Todd Whitman welcomes you to a New Jersey parking lot beach party for SummerSlam 1997. Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Mankind show new dimensions in our first steel cage match. Brian Pillman battles Goldust for his right to not wear a dress. The Godwinns face the Legion of Doom, a team of faces that unrepentantly broke an opponent’s neck. A casket full of a million dollars leads to an infamously bad segment. The British Bulldog wants to make sure it’s Ken Shamrock that eats dog food. And fallen hero Bret Hart takes on WWF Champion The Undertaker with Shawn Michaels as special guest referee. What could go wrong?

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne