Sorry for missing last week's episode, but we might be more sorry for this one. Discussed: an apology, can you speak to my son, three stars changed my life, the moustache is really important, penguin lullabies, a silencer for your farts, the three wolves that live inside flubber (the movie), the saddest short story, they made me eat a whole pencil, a few minutes of sodden laughter, I must speak to the king, I'm not that much stupid, rub my cheeks,