Couple days before the inauguration and it's Schrodinger's Coup--we don't really know what's going to happen, but we're ready to place our bets. We've got carrots and sticks for the newest Qarens in Congress and some good old fashioned schadenfruede at the expense of the Vanilla Isis mob that attempted to storm the capitol--but ended up mostly just drizzling all over themselves. Plus, don't fall for that deep state "Patriot" trap in D.C. We'll let you know why Mar-A-Lago is where it's at. #MAGAgoesMarALago #hurricaneMAGA #occupyMarALago