Cousin Christy is back! Bill’s camping. Cast iron talk. Kelley’s awkward elevator exchange leads to a stair challenge. We get into some ear hair talk, and Mary loves it! Rapid spread of conspiracies these days. Are we into Martha Stewart? Kelley has a great idea for Mary’s Sierra Club letters she’s writing. Shitlist of the Week: Kanye running for president. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Good kids doing good stuff and a garden that’s finally producing fruits of labor. Lose a job get a pie in our family. Schools are scheduled to reopen with no federal assistance. We don’t have the spreadsheet, so we have a shitshow of Kelley’s Hint List today. Umpire Pants Out!