Greetings, our excellent friends. When you don’t have any movie theaters, or George Carlin, or any new ideas at all really, can you still make a good movie? Can you take Keanu Reeves, who has spent the last 25 years trying to shed his surfer idiot image, and bring him back to that same persona with any credibility? Can you justify getting the band back together? Do they get better? Do they? Find out in our most heinous spoiler review of unnecessary Gen-X nostalgia-bait Bill & Ted Face The Music!

PS: We REALLY wanted to like this movie. Honest. But we're obviously all three dead inside.

| 0:00 - Intros

| 8:20 - The Prestige (2006)

| 13:00 - High Score (Netflix, 2020)

| 20:30 - The Manchurian Candidate (Condon, 1959 / Film, 1962)

| 23:20 - In Search of the Last Action Heroes (2020)

| 29:20 - Bill & Ted Face the Music (2020)

| Clips

| Scratching The Itch - Sex Cult Girl

| Power Tool - Two Heads Are Better Than One

| Clip from Outfoxed (2004)

| The Dead Milkmen - Life Is Shit

| Kool & the Gang - Fresh / clip from Bridesmaids / B-Side - Change the Beat

| David Julyan - The Prestige

| Amir Khan, Katrina Kaif - Malang Song - DHOOM3

| Theme from High Score (Netflix)

| Nitzer Ebb - Join In The Chant

| David Amram - The Manchurian Candidate

| clip from In Search of the Last Action Heroes

| Trailer for I Come In Peace (1990)

| Mentos Jingle / Outkast - So Fresh and So Clean / Devo - Fresh

| Mark Isham - Welcome To The Future (Whoa) - Bill & Ted Face the Music

| Mark Isham - Dennis Caleb McCoy

| Walmart commercial with Bill & Ted

| clip from the Bill & Ted TV series

| Wyld Stallyns - Face The Music

| Wyld Stallyns - That Which Binds Us Through Time: The Chemical, Physical And Biological Nature Of Love; An Exploration Of The Meaning Of Meaning, Part 1