Comedian Merv Hartlen joined us for this episode. We had two "accidental shooting" stories, and in news that'll upset the creeps, eBay will no longer be selling "spells"...but "miracles" will still be allowed to go up for sale. Also, African Olympians are trying to stay in London, best friends are allowed to jerk off at each others' houses (common courtesy) and a recent study suggests that stressed out guys are more likely to hook-up with fatties. All this and more - only on Background Noise - uncensored talk radio!