In this episode, we have the best episode you've ever heard- not just from us, but from every podcast in history. This episode will make the minstrels weep and the angels moan with ecstasy. We finally reveal our connections with the shadowy organisations that run your day-to-day life, tell you when and how you will die, and reveal whether or not you are going to heaven. Also, there are a lot of inappropriate jokes that are very funny.