Violent Night, Holy Night. We’ve got a major Christmas sensation on our hands here, friends. Join us for a deep dive into the Christmas movie Die Hard wishes it was.

Merry Christmas, Senator. How about anus? I like my operations like I like to f*ck: hard, fast, and with minimal clean up.

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