My computer installed updates and restarted last night, and I lost all my work, so enjoy this minimally edited edition of Umpire Pants! Is Mary ending the show today? Mary takes issue with her recording nickname but can’t explain why. Bill’s watching old shows. Ice Cream Truck of the Week: Corny Local TV Stuff. Local radio and fake bits. Mary was happy with the DNC. Bill’s washing machine has an error code, and the internet is not helping him figure it out. Email us if you want a picture of Bill’s injury! Listener Vera picks the break song. Questions for Mary is on hiatus. We talk about recurring dreams, but try to keep it brief. Coast to Coast AM. Recipe blogs. Should we do the show live on the street? Kelley’s Hint List! How to remove tea stains. I gave up on notes after losing my files…Umpire Pants Out!