What has stone walls, a giant penny, 10,000 bats, and 2 podcasters surrounded by leather-formed nipples? That's right, Q and J breaking into the Bat Cave and trying on all of Batman's suits! We were so excited by the screen test reveal of the new Robert Pattinson (R-Bats?) ((Robert Bat-inson??)) costume from Matt Reeves' "The Batman" that we wanted to check out what all that those codpieces and perfect rubber Bat-buttocks had to offer. Turns out, it was a lot!

As always, there are tangents and bad impressions galore, but mostly we're confused by the Batsuit featuring assless chaps. Why would you ever need that? So exposed. Follow us through the Bat-closet as we explore the Batsuits of old, and find out if we get arrested live on air!