It's all positivity and light in this episode! We torment innocent bystanders in Assassin's Creed, exhume the many words we murdered during our shameful journalistic past, beat a popular song to a pulp using the blunt weapon of Jam With the Band, and discuss what Zelda games would be like if they replaced certain sections with sinister memorials to people who are still alive. Plus: SPACE ARK.

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