Welcome back, bitches. I've been off for awhile because I was hiding from my ex. She says she wants to know why I slept with her mom. Anyway, this time I take on the military, mask man-dates (yeah, you read it right) and a bunch of other crap going on that makes my clown blood turn green. Oh, and this time I actually add sound bytes and do some kick-ass imitations (shut the hell up... I think they kick ass). Figure you don't want to just hear me spout obscenities (unless you're like that type of sadist). Whatever, I think you'll really like this episode so listen to the end.  Oh, and I'm still looking for guests. This is pathetic. What's a clown got to do? Don't answer that. Enjoy.