"I guess he's an X-box, and I'm more Atari... But the way you play your game ain't fair!"  In this episode, our guest Mikey makes a connection with CeeLo Green on dating rejections.  No, CeeLo is not on the podcast...  We're comparing Mikey's situation to the song "Fuck You" by CeeLo.  Who needs an artist when you have a guest like ours?!  Mikey is a pretty big deal in Buckeye!  If you don't know him, you live under a rock and your ass is square.  Lets get back on track!  The dating world can be cruel.  Does this sound like deja vu???  And with all those dating sites for a growing, socially introverted population, deception may not be indicated through the safe-haven of private chats and text messages but it's very much real.  Profile pic looks like Traci Lords - in person she's more like Hatchet Face!  Mikey shares one experience he had after talking with a supposed "cool" chic online for a couple weeks.  SPOILER ALERT!!!  There was no happy ending.  He also shares his opinion about which dating sites he prefers.  And Ladies!!!  If you give it up on the first date, he may feel there's nothing to work for.  Not only will you be humiliated that he made you believe it would be fine to bump uglies but your true colors will be exposed.  As in, we will all get to see every single personality that resides in your crazy ass on social media after you implode.  We recommend Mikey use his mom as a wing-man.  Any guy that is looking for a woman to keep her mouth closed, legs open and sandwiches coming clearly needs their mommy as a wing-man... Clearly...  He was just joking feminists.  Calm your tits!  When all else fails, just hook up with that special cougar / sugar daddy!  They're more mature AND experienced.  We want to remind Mikey to stay away from the geriatrics though.  Just because they love beards, doesn't mean it's right, man!