Once upon a time, there was a lovely podcast crew. This week, we try to find true love's first kiss, and instead uncover a tyrannical lord's horrible plans against fairytale creatures. Discussing Lord Farquaad, we talk about a surprising amount of real world parallels that come with his plan, as well as diving into some history and medieval governmental policies. And we try to see if Farquaad could ever live UP to the man he wanted to be.Like that's ever gonna happen.