Sometimes the most unforgettable calls aren't the dangerous ones—they're the ones that leave everyone trying not to lose it.

In this episode of Can't Report That, we share a collection of stories involving people who had some... unexpected run-ins with their surroundings, along with a lineup of the wildest, weirdest, and most unbelievable bathroom incidents we've ever dealt with on the job.

From moments that made us question reality to situations that had us fighting to keep a straight face, these are the kinds of stories you couldn't make up if you tried.

If you enjoy outrageous true stories, behind-the-scenes security tales, and the absurd side of dealing with the public, this episode is packed with exactly that.

⚠️ Listener discretion advised: This episode contains strong language, mature themes, and discussions of bodily functions and other situations some listeners may find gross.

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