The WWF is in Louisville Kentucky for the first non numbered In Your House, and it only takes us 27 minutes to start talking about it. Proud southern traditions are on display as Brian Pillman challenges Goldust for the right to take the Bizarre One’s wife Marlena as an “assistant” for a month. Scott Putski suffers a gruesome injury and the wrath of our Polish jokes. Rocky Maivia shows signs of who he will become, while a triple threat match shows signs of flaming hot garbage. The Legion of Doom might be speaking English before a new tag team champion is crowned. The Patriot gets a title shot despite a stunning lack of charisma. And the Undertaker takes on a bunch of degenerates before taking flight.

Theme song “There Are Traitors in Our Midst” by Disco Vietnam

Art by Alexis Yavne