Don't you think it's crazy how sometimes the Moon will move in a special way, and as a result a week will have two Wednesdays and no Thursdays? I sure do. The Moon was probably moved as such by the incredible gravity of Knickers the Big Cow!

Anyway, today I'm joined by Ivy Thomas, who finally asks the questions which have been on some people's lips. The questions the people want answers to. The first guest who hasn't been afraid of Big Big Cow.

Talking points include: me forgetting what the Titanic did; Cows, the modern dinosaurs; a young god; a tier list of tastiness; how frogs perceive things; recreational mooing; La Haine; alone with cows; and a testicle experience.