This week, Erica starts us off with a recap and review of Malcolm & Marie, and we examine the life of the 1 percenters with their life of luxury and their salted butter.  We also reveal what our friendship dealbreaker with Zendaya is, and point out that she deserves an Oscar for her performance as Woman Who Doesn’t Want to Sleep With John David Washington.  Then Lucie covers Venom, starring Tom Hardy, who she refuses to see in The Revenant out of protest.  Thanks for covering up Tom Hardy’s face AGAIN (lookin’ at you Christopher Nolan), and don’t forget to check Etsy for all of your tapeworm needs.  As always, subscribe, rate, and review!